Reviews of Jungle Cruise
Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 09/15/2023
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
This ride has the worst jokes and it OVERRATED
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DISNEY OGCons:
OVERRATED WORST JOKES EVER!!!Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/26/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Waste of time. The skipper, who acts like he's steering the boat, when in reality, he has no control over the boat, blabs the entire ride and tries to be a comedian, even though he's not funny. Makes the whole experience irritating. Couldn't wait to get off the boat. What a waste of a lightening lane pass.
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After torturing you with bad jokes, they eventually let you off the boat.Cons:
See above.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/21/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Simply put if you do not have a lightning lane avoid like the plague. You will be waiting hours. We waited 3 hours for the poorest ride I\\'ve ever been on. Organisation is very poor. We counted 35 people let get on from lightning lane. Then 3 from standby. Pathetic. They even look down the lightning lane to see if anyone else was coming before letting standby on. Avoid this like your life depends on it. Estimated wait time for us was 50 mins. Actual wait time 3 hours.
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NoneCons:
All of the aboveReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/03/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Terribly boring. You're just floating around for 20 minutes looking at plastic animals.
The skipper was very funny and that's why the score is 3 instead of 1. Luckily we hade a Lightning Lane. If I'd waited 45+ minutes for this I would have been furious.
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SkipperCons:
Boring Long waiting timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 10/05/2022
Rating: (1) Not Recommended
Worst cringy ride in the whole park
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It’s in a boatCons:
It’s tired, corney & a literal waste of timeReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/10/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Very scary in dark tunnel. Woman dropped phone in water while taking picture pf lions eating zebra. Bould not understand skipper who was from Costa Rica and had heavy accent. Had to wait over two hours for ride since it was broke down
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cool ride and relaxing tripCons:
too hard to understand shipper and woman screaming about phoneReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 06/08/2022
Rating: (3) Not Recommended
Very very boring
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NoneCons:
Very very boring for any child >5 years oldReviewed by Madreselva41 Review Date: 04/29/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
I had an awful experience. After a two hour wait, you would expect more than a boat ride with bad jokes.
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the themingCons:
the wait timesReviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 04/07/2022
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
Waiting 2 hours for a 5 minute ride is not enjoyable. The "guide" had some funny jokes but talked the whole time. The boat went so fast you couldn't get good pictures and then you had to wait in a line of other boats to get out. If they'd gone slower maybe there wouldn't have been a wait.
Pros:
Pretty scenery. Nice breeze.Cons:
Long wait for short ride.Reviewed by Anonymous Review Date: 11/05/2021
Rating: (2) Not Recommended
for some reason it usually has a really long wait but unless you’re with really little kids it’s not very fun. the ride is so boring that the skippers tell bad jokes and the ride isn’t worth the lines.
